Dearest departed Design magazines (and you know who you are),
I miss all of you. I check the mailbox and you aren't there. I stand in line at the store and there's nothing good to look at. The few that are left are no match for my voracious magazine appetite. I can only read and re-read old issues. I promise to treat you better next time. I won't throw away ANY old issues. I won't lend you out to friends, never to be returned. I won't get you wet or sandy. Just please come back! Please!